You know if I was thirteen years old, I might be secretly celebrating that Amazon sent me a Harry Potter confirmation e-mail like thirty seconds ago. And I might have started this entry with:
HARRY POTTER = TWO DAYS BITCHES!!!!!!!
But I am sedate, serene, and sophisticated. And those books are for children.
...
Okay. I am incredibly fucking excited to get my book delivered to me on Saturday. I am going to cuddle the dark green cover and I am going to attack anyone in my family who tries to steal it from me.
And, I hope that Prince is in it. Because he's multi-racial and Prince. Maybe he'll teach harry how to hunp the floor and smolder. Here is my take on the situation:

Anyway, I hope all of you are having better days than I am.
xoxoxxo
Megan